February 2011
Things I accomplished over reading week
- no readings for any of my classes
- no assignments for any classes
- no reading for pleasure
- no real forms of any exercise
- no healthy eating
- no research for my final essays
- no contacting my partner to work on our German presentation
- no cleaning
…….
- visited pet store
- watched every episode of Community Season II
- survived a sore throat
- survived working...
Partying with the FamDam
Tonight my parents interrupted a discussion my sister and I were having over drinks on Skype about our trip to Europe. Here are a few memorable quotes from our evening:
Mom: *reacting to seeing me on the computer* “You look good, you look normal!”
Dad: “Ya, what happened to your Down ’s syndrome?”
Laura: “Earlier today mom said, I’m Jeanette and I’m an alcoholic”
Mom: “No that’s not anything...
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!!
“The drama bug strikes hardest with Jews, homosexuals and plump women who wear...”
Can’t stop with the Sedaris quotes today - he just brightens my morning!
“Often I’d take out my magnifying glass and stare into the chaos that was...”
procrastinatorium-deactivated20 asked: why you so sexy why whyy
